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    Troubles with pulverized soul?

    Heart aching problems? Stabbing daggers cutting all of yous insides?

    Feelings of unknown nature ripping more flesh and blood than usual?

    Useless thoughts?

    Questions never spoken nor answered?

    Worthless having a heart? Infinite black-holes sucking the life out of you?

    Molting lava scourging every square inch of your chest?

    Wishes that not even Santa can fulfill?

    Is gravity the only thing that's keeping you aware of being alive?

     

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