A phrase stating that if the
product in question
breaks,
smells bad, causes your
hair to fall out or your
bum knee to
act up, then just return it and
recoup all of your
money. Usually
said at the end of a
commercial, where an
extremely loquacious pitchman will yell, "anditisbackedbya30daymoneyback
guaranteetryitand
returnitifyoudon'tlikeitandget
all
yourmoneyback! That's
rightfolks..."
Fear this promise. They'll take your firstborn by a carefully hidden clause.