Findings:
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Know your pets
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- institutions have lives of their own
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Madmen have a world all their own
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- The man who lived at the end of the world
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Lift not the painted veil which those who live
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- Actors who have played Hitler
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- A ragtag fleet, running for their lives
- The old lady who lived in a bottle
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- Using a command line
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- My hands have lost their memory
- Why people who jog live longer
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- A pansy who lived in Khartoum
- Flaunting your sexuality
- In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- People who carp about their jobs
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Type A blood
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- We Have Always Lived in the Castle
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- Old man who lived by the crick
- Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
- LIVE AT LEEDS MEMORABILIA - THE WHO
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- they'd watch you die to save their lives
- The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
- Dead links in writeups
- The People Who Used to Live There
- The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Capitalize, please
- Judging women by their books
- there is a dead woman who lives beside us
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
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