Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "more tipsy than a stereotypical college student on their 21st birthday"

• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• 21st birthday
• A bad 21st birthday
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• The Library Book
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• More than we bargained for
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• Now more than ever
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• More than meets the eye
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Harvey Mudd College Honor Code: Student Perspectives
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• more moxie than brains
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• More of a bookmark than a book
• far more reliable than the mercurial recollections of KGB defectors
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Much More than a Soup!
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• More than just a song
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Men make more money than women
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• Home surgery
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• More than dream?
• So my dreams are more than real
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• More Than You Bargained For
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• More than friends
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• A Spider More Human than a Human
• More Than Leaves Are Falling
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• The downfall of college students everywhere
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• It was more than perfect understanding
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• More than he was willing to give
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• more often than not
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Who's Who Among American College Students
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• More Real Than Reality
• More than a conqueror
• More Than Human
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• Are some species more important than others?
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• More than sight
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• College student recipe guide
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• Some things are more important than sleep
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• librarians; mapmakers - fear more than papercuts
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Nothing more than not you yet.
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• No one belongs here more than you.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• this smile is worth more than money
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• more dogs than bones
• no more golden birthdays
• Thomas More College
• More evil than Satan himself
• More Human Than Human
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• my life is more than this
• music means more than this
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• Listening with more than your ears
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• college student
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• How to get more change than you deserve
• More Than Toast
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Television does more than rot your brain
• more than ashes
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• old books can tell more than one story
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• You're more than welcome
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• More Than A Carpenter
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Child support is more than just money
• Household hints for college students
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Chicken & rice for inept college students

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