Findings:

• he smokes like a cello plays
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• He brings me books like flowers
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• he's like someone living in a dream
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I like the way he reads poetry
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• he likes to watch you walk
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• When he became an old man
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• food fight
• He Looked Like the Summer
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Japanese people like to play games
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Good Old Shoe
• Old chestnut: Shoes and socks in the dark
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• 13 months calendar
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Apollo 13
• September 13, 1999
• January 13, 2000
• November 13, 1999
• December 13, 1996
• Genesis 13
• Exodus 13
• February 13, 2000
• Leviticus 13
• Numbers 13
• Deuteronomy 13
• Judges 13
• 1 Samuel 13
• 2 Samuel 13
• 1 Kings 13
• 2 Kings 13
• Zechariah 13
• 1 Chronicles 13
• 2 Chronicles 13
• Dream Log: March 13, 2000
• Miami Herald, 2/13/96
• Psalm 13
• April 13, 2000
• Dream Log: April 13, 2000
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 13 Jumps
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 13.3 Tree matching
• Trisomy 13
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 13
• A Letter to Grant Richards, May 13, 1906
• The Didache 13
• Pellucidar: Chapter 13
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 13
• Moby Dick - Chapter 13
• Moby Dick - Chapter 133
• May 13, 2000
• Mark 13
• Dream Log: May 13, 2000
• Luke 13
• John 13
• January 13, 2008
• Acts 13
• Romans 13
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 13
• July 13, 2001
• 1 Corinthians 13
• The Antichrist: Chapter 13
• The Light Princess: Chapter 13
• WoOz: 13 The Rescue
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 133
• October 13, 2000
• September 13, 2000
• June 13, 2000
• Dream Log: June 13, 2000
• Hamlet I.iii
• Foggie toddler
• Editor Log: November 13, 2000
• January 13
• December 13, 2000
• December 13, 2000 : the victory speech of George W. Bush
• The Transformers #13
• January 13, 2001
• Dream Log: January 13, 2001
• Lincoln announces for reelection to the Illinois legislature, June 13, 1836
• A lonely Lincoln writes to Mary Owens, December 13, 1836
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 13
• Sense and Sensibility - Chapter 13
• February 13, 2001
• Dream Log: February 13, 2001
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 13
• Constitution of Ireland Article 13
• In Memoriam 13
• 13 stepping
• March 13, 2001
• Dream Log: March 13, 2001
• Classical Mythology: Table 13
• 1 Maccabees 13
• Ultimate frisbee 1-3-3 zone defense
• Walking Man 13
• April 13, 2001
• Dream Log: April 13, 2001
• The Star-Child: Chapter 13
• 2 Maccabees 13
• Germania Part 1.3

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