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• pointless HTML in email
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The most and least expensive cities in the world
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Expensive Porn in the World
• It's just a goddamned piece of paper.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The most confusing bet ever
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• The greatest paper ever written
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• Making paper angles
• Little numbers on a piece of paper
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• bought identity
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• The bracelet that my brother Brady bought in Bali
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• How Eulenspiegel bought bread
• I bought a book of poetry today
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• I bought a bookstore
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• So, You Bought a Child Sex Doll.
• Books I have bought for next year
• diploma
• high school diploma
• Real University Diplomas!
• D for Diploma
• Diploma of the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists
• diploma (user)
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• a museum piece from the start
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• the best damned story ever written
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• All I ever wanted to be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The greatest drill command ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had

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