Findings:

• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• And in the dark, in the dark, the recording angel opens its hundred eyes and snaps the spine of the Book of Life
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Not just a happy ending
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• tonight and the rest of my life
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• just like the smooth kindness of your eyes
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• This is the reality: It's the rest of my life that's the dream
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• A Happy Life
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• The Short Happy Life of an Alpha Puppy
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Rest, O My Eyes
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Behind Brown Eyes - Life of an ADD-er
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• rest of your life
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• Looking for the Hurricane's Eye
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• The Eye vs. The Look! Life Saving Information Contained Within!
• Eye Candy
• eye of thundera
• The Mote in God's Eye
• Snake Eyes
• Eyes Wide Shut
• slant eyes
• lazy eye
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• eye contact
• In a pig's eye
• It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
• Alice through the needle's eye
• your eyes
• Eye of the Tiger
• Go for the eyes, Boo!
• Eyes
• mind's eye
• eye socket
• rapid eye movement
• eye drops
• Private Eye
• Evil eye
• Eyed
• Laser eye surgery
• floating eye
• black eye
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• In Your Eyes
• Blue Eyed Devil
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• Eyes of Ibad
• Eye Opener
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• heart eyes
• Mind's Eye Theatre
• wandering eye
• Cat's eye
• There is a speck of dust in my eye, honestly
• eye line
• The eye contact game
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• eye patch
• Cat's Eyes
• The Eye of the World
• The Eye of Argon
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 1
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 2
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 3
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 3 1/2
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 5
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 6
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 7
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 7 1/2
• The Eye In The Pyramid (user)
• Eye In The Pyramid (user)
• Red Eye
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• close your eyes
• Extrinsic eye muscles
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• fish eyes
• Eye for an Eye
• The Eyes of the Overworld
• For Your Eyes Only
• Big Eyes, Small Mouth
• eye-d (user)
• eye (user)
• eyed (user)
• Vampyre Blue Eyes
• Stars In Their Eyes
• eyes as large as teacups
• feel my eyes
• fork in the eye
• my eye is the gravitational center for all species of insects
• Eyes on the Prize
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• eye language
• I love your eyes
• eyes that stole my every secret
• Watery eyes
• Walking with closed eyes
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• Eye Candy (user)
• I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
• Big Red Eye
• Eye Pillow
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• You say my eyes are glazed over. I say it's a tasty glaze.
• Your Eyes Will Taste Of The Flowers
• Extinguish Thou My Eyes
• Eye to I
• eye to eye
• The Gate to the Mind's Eye
• her eyes
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
• blue eyes
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• bloody eyes
• brown eyes, brown hair
• Black Eyed Peas
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• chocolate in the mouth is like green green grass to the eyes
• Magic words. Magic eyes.
• relative spectral sensitivity of the human eye
• Security Code: USA Eyes Only #Everything User / UK Security Civil-3 Defense-5:
• in my eyes
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• Eyes and Tears
• The Bird of the Difficult Eye
• Falcon's Eye
• Why onions make your eyes water
• Staring into the pupils of my eyes
• Red Eyes
• pink eye
• What color are my eyes?

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