Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "my friends only exist until they realize i'm worthless, then i don't exist"

• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Contradictions don't exist
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• people who don't exist
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• B Battery
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Indigenous people don't exist
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Natural rights don't exist
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I smile just because you exist
• beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
• Being a dickhead
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Time does not exist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• telling people what they don't need to know
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• They Don't Want Me
• Christianity does not exist
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Queer Youth Exist
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The "future" does not exist
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• God probably doesn't exist
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Time does not exist without rain
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• exists (user)
• The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
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• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Rape committed by women
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• People don't flail when they die
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They don't know what I've done
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Does free will exist?
• Do aliens exist?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Orgasms exist entirely in your head
• InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
• Color does not exist
• For every set there exists a larger set
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• Gusty winds may exist
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Does Santa exist?
• writing songs that already exist
• Beauty exists in scummy soup skin
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Everything existed as though painted in a dream
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• Don't do that then!
• Gibson architecture
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Nothing unreal exists
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• They don't touch me the same way
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• exists
• exist
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.

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