Findings:

• Life without music would be a mistake
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Mind without body
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My life may no longer be my own
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• eternity would be boring
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I never thought it would be like this
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• That would be me
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• it would be hilarious if only
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• You mean the me that you would be
• What life after death will really be like
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Just to see what it would be like
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• To be noble in an average life
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• what would it take to be serene again?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That I Would Be Good
• A whimper would be fine
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The next life will be better
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If you would be so kind
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If you would be seated
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• We would probably not understand alien life
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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