Findings:

• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• The Attack by Fire
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Attack by Stratagem
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• every secret thing was made by some one
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Continuously attacked by bees
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• attacked by killer seagulls
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• What was stolen by someone else
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I was raised by the French government
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• I was my mom for a while
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?
• attack
• Denial of Service Attack
• Rush n Attack
• Mars Attacks!
• Tetris Attack
• Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
• National Lampoon's Attack of the 5'2" Women
• panic attack
• heart attack
• Attack of the Killer B's
• Dictionary Attack
• discovered attack
• When Animals Attack
• leapfrog attack
• Birthday attack
• attack sub
• teardrop attack
• Attack of the Incredible Shrinking Beauty Queens
• When Raves Attack!
• Fried Liver Attack
• attack and defense
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• Love's Attack
• bear attack
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When fierce media executives attack!
• RIAA Attacks Usenet
• Attack of the Miniature Salesman
• Lamarr's Attacks
• General advice for preventing attacks
• Wrinkled earlobes are a sign of impending heart attacks
• 3D Ant Attack
• perversion attack
• The Attack
• French Attack Monkeys
• Israeli DoS attack on Hizbulla and PA sites
• 688 Attack Sub
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• Attack From Mars
• Flying Saucer Attack
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Richter-Rauzer Attack
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• probable word attack
• Demon Attack
• Stress attack
• Fast Attack
• semantic attack
• Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts Final Attack
• transient cerebral ischemic attack
• When Clients Attack
• Rumpelstiltskin attack
• cougar attack
• King's Indian Attack
• King's Indian Attack : King's Indian Attack
• King's Indian Attack : Old Indian Attack
• King's Indian Attack : Nimzowitsch-Larsen Attack
• Rocket Attack USA
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• How to perform a Denial of Service attack
• Strikemaster Orbital Attack Shuttle
• martial attack
• Condor Attack
• The killer rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter
• Plaque Attack
• New Breed of Attack Zombies Lurk
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• dead beef attack
• Yugoslav Attack
• Angel Attack
• Heart attack on a plate
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• Wing Attack Plan R
• Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• Attack and Release
• Attack The System
• Senator John McCain's Statement Concerning the Terrorist Attack on the World Trade Center
• The Dalai Lama's response to terrorist attacks on the United States
• Pat Robertson on the Terrorist Attack
• Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan: Statement on the Terrorist Attacks in the US
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• Falwell, Robertson & the Terrorist Attack
• Scientology's reaction to the WTC attack
• Spitfire Attack
• Shark Attack
• Fidel Castro's Response to the September 11th Attacks
• Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
• Osama Bin Laden's response to the attacks on Afghanistan
• Scrabble attacks
• September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
• Time Attack
• Attack of the Bones
• Terrorist attack on the Los Angeles Times
• Base Attack Bonus
• Panov-Botvinnik Attack
• Armor Attack
• President George Bush Outlines Iraqi Attack: October 7, 2002
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Harrier Attack
• DJ Attack
• purchase-key attack
• Backside attack
• Saddam Hussein's response to the United States attack, March 20, 2003
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• Great attack
• Attack Syria!
• Huckleberry Finn: An Attack On Racism
• Attack of the Giant Leeches
• Israel attacks Syria
• Noam Chomsky on the September 11 attacks
• Dying of a heart attack at the cinema
• Dr. Condoleezza Rice's Opening Remarks to Commission on Terrorist Attacks
• Five Ways of Attack
• Retail as a denial of service attack
• Heli Attack 2
• Austrian Attack
• attack ad
• Halloween Attack
• Transient Ischemic Attack
• Nimzo-Larsen Attack
• Street Fighter attack options
• Atlantis Attacks!
• From the Earth to the Moon: 20: Attack and Riposte
• Transcient Ischemic Attack
• homograph attack
• Rush'n Attack
• VD Attack Plan
• Attack of the Graske
• Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
• Attack of the Crab Monsters
• When EDB Attacks... (e2poll)
• Attack of the Show
• Subjective Attack
• pak attack (user)
• Zeta Tau Alpha: Attack of the Clones
• attack (user)
• type flaw attack
• Smile. Relax. Attack.
• What to do if a big cat attacks you
• Attack of the Zombies
• What to do if a small dog attacks you

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