Findings:

• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• God damned sons of bitches
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Son of a bitch
• you never sent me the manuscript
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Never Let Me Go
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Never Let Me Down Again
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Mother and Son
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• My Youngest Son (Of a Bitch)
• video games never made me violent
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Bitch set me up!
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• What my mother taught me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I've Never Been to Me
• If you told me this never happened
• Why we can't control our sons of bitches
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• u'll never know me (user)
• Kiss me once and never again
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Mother Nature's Son
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• stop calling me
• we never hear them calling to us
• bitch
• Bitches Brew
• Bitch tits
• Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• Say my name, bitch!
• Smack My Bitch Up
• bitch session
• The customer service bitch in my office now
• stand/alone/bitch (user)
• beer bitch
• bitch sticks
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• Customer service is a bitch
• Variations of the word bitch
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Flip a bitch
• bitch boots
• Demanding Bitch haiku
• One Evil Bitch (user)
• I am pop culture's bitch
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• bitch character
• Common Bitch
• stand/alone/bitch is storing my soul in an 80-page notebook
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• bitch (user)
• Do it right bitch
• Payback's a bitch!
• You bitch! You slut! You whore!
• Alcohol + Cars = Fun and Bitches
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Bitch and Animal
• Bitches with glitches
• That little bitch Marla Singer: A cultural critique of sexism in Fight Club
• Prison Bitch Name Generator
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• Bitch's Nickname on My Cellphone (document)
• Bitch list
• Bottom bitch
• bitch 2003 (user)
• Sickest bitch in the west (user)
• 3@$T $ID3 BI@TCH (user)
• 3@$T $ID3 BITCH (user)
• ~3@$T $ID3 BI@TCH~ (user)
• dirty bitch (user)
• phanatical bitch (user)
• its eugene bitches (user)
• naughty bitch (user)
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• Baby Bitch
• funny bitch (user)
• pirate bitch (user)
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• fat bitch (user)
• sexy-bysexual bitch (user)
• Housework is a bitch
• Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• I quit this bitch!
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• bitch pussy (user)
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• Westside bitch (user)
• Bitches done tore up my IALAC sign
• Iron Bitch gets dressed
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• Grand Bitch and the dingle
• Iron Bitch on a Plane
• Iron Bitch on a Bike
• Bitch Quest 2009
• Grand Bitch at dinner
• Iron Bitch at the Dance
• Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• Scary Bitches
• yoga bitch
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Bitch Hunter
• Grand Bitch and the Rich Uncle
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• resting bitch face
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Your European Son (user)
• Medieval Bitch
• Am I a heartless bitch?
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Of Beaches and Bitches
• Iron Bitch and Jesus
• Iron Bitch controlled
• The Lion, The Witch and The Audacity of This Bitch
• local calling
• calling card
• Calling
• Calling boys and hanging up
• Night Crow Calling
• Calling nice Americans Canadians out of politeness
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.2 Calling operating-system commands
• Niklaus Wirth calling conventions
• The pot calling the kettle black
• London Calling
• accept()
• Name Calling
• The Ritual of the Calling of an Engineer
• The Problem with Name Calling
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• I'm tired of calling 911

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