Findings:

• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
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• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• You aren't better than human
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• What have you been smoking?
• you would have been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• the hottest it has ever been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• It must have fixed itself!
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It could have been me
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Less Than Human
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• They must have faces
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have always been burning
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Ghosts must have done it!
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• I have seen the elephant
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I have just been shot
• I could have been Canadian
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• It must have rained or something
• I must have called a thousand times
• because I have given up any care
• You don't have any real problems
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• I must have three heads
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• More Human Than Human

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