Findings:

• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• Computers without floppy drives
• cant drive 55 (user)
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• without having to set anything on fire
• Town Without Pity
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• At least things can't get any worse
• I can't live without you
• across a wider table
• Across
• across the board
• Down, not across
• No Hands Across America
• leverage goats across all platforms
• Mongol Rampage across Asia
• Your veil across the stars
• On a Tree Fallen Across the Road
• A civil kiss across a thousand miles
• walking across hot coals
• The Bridge Across Forever
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• A plane scraped its belly across a sooty yellow moon
• From across a crowded room
• tolchocked across the glazzies
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Madman Across the Water
• Across the street from the karaoke bar
• The gritty, solitary beauty of riding a bike across the 59th St. bridge at dawn
• The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
• Across This Antheap
• Bridge Across the Water
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Toss Across
• across variable
• Her presumptive green lipstick shown across the room
• Lies Across America
• Across the pond
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Across the Nightingale Floor
• Person across two chair backs skit
• I release the wheel as my car careens across the wide expanse of snow, heading for certain and untimely death
• Across a Wire
• Stolen moments of infinite justice laughing across the arboretum
• Across 110th Street
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Across the River and into the Trees
• legs spread out across the reservation
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• You are spinning with the stars and I take your hand across miles
• walking a coin across the back of your hand
• Across The Universe
• I peer across a chasm and you peer back
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• Endless crunching across a plain of pristine brilliance
• A million feet in military lockstep across the new millennium's bridges
• The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
• Every saccade the illusion of white breaks down, rainbow streaks across my retina
• Aging across the Star Trek sequels
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Oregon Trail across the Milky Way
• Dancing Across the Atlantic
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Three truths across the sky
• Across the Great Barrier
• in a sexy, sequined dress, lying across the piano
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Bloody Footprints Across the Bridge of Broken Glass
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Journey Across the Hidden Islands
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• can't get with
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I can't work with stoners
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't get you out of my head
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• I can't change
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move

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