Findings:
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- I never called her momma
- There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
- Helping people cheat
- Never call again
- She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- the boy who shoves girls during recess
- My mother wants her mother to die
- never know who told it best
- William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Straight girls who go to strip clubs
- Paradise, The Girl Called
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- Who's That Girl
- The Girl Who Played With Fire
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- A rope to hang her, mother, a rope to hang her
- I never saw her again
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- a girl and her dog
- Girls who only date jocks
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Girl in a Mother of pearl dress
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
- The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- never call a baby selfish
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- My mother in her tiny combat boots
- Call girl
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- You who never arrived
- Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- Never date anyone you meet on the internet
- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
- The girl you fell in love with
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
- The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
- Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
- The girl who everyone loved
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- For girls who grow plump in the night
- Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
- Men should never call themselves feminists
- The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- The papier-mâché dinosaur in her mother's toolshed, and its fateful escape
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
- What do I call her?
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- The Man Who Never Sleeps
- one who sleeps with mothers
- the ocean never ceasing in her secret whispers to the land
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- Who never lost, are unprepared
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- A Woman Who Never Was
- Using a command line
- A girl who fell in love with a stove
- never call a baby a shellfish
- She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- How come we never dated?
- is there no one who answers the call?
- The only date I never went on
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- you always date the same girls, boy
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- Summer never answers when you call
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- The Girl Who Owned a City
- The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
- The girl who left a legend
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- A Tall Call Girl
- Girl gangstas
- The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
- Girls Who Bite Back
- Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
- We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
- The Girl with the Sun in her Head
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- The Girl Who Loved the Wind
- The girl who hangs the sun
- moment your mother calls
- Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- The Girl Who Waited
- The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- the girl who danced with the chair
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- notes I never gave her
- The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
- Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
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