Findings:

• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• Breaking down ain't hard to do
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• You've never had it so good
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Good help is so hard to find
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Say It Ain't So
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Video, or it never happened.
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• Never Had It So Good
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• This will never happen
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• You make it so hard to hate
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• What if it never happened?
• i've worked very hard to become so
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• A mistake never felt so right
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• World War II never happened
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Accidents Never Happen
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• If you told me this never happened
• This ain't no picnic
• ain't
• Ain't I a woman?
• Ain't I a man?
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• Anime ain't anime without tentacle rape
• aint (user)
• Ain't Misbehavin'
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• Pimpin ain't easy
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Two out of three ain't bad
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• My Time Ain't Long
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Sure Ain't No Stampede Breakfast: A Calgary E2 Get-together
• Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
• ain't just whistling Dixie
• Ain't No Making It
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• It ain't over till the fat lady sings
• I ain't gotta tell you, it's right in front of your eyes
• Free registrations ain't
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• Ain't That Good News
• Ain't It Cool News
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• punk aint dead (user)
• He ain't no movie star
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• pimpin aint easy (user)
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• this aint a sean (user)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• There ain't no justice
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• It Ain't Half Hot, Mum
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• We Ain't Got All Night
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• The Story of Ain't
• Haints that ain't
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Something Happens
• happen
• Shit happens
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• As It Happens
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• an accident waiting to happen
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?

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