Findings:

• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Impressing a woman
• Impressing a man
• impress
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• How to impress The Man
• the desire to impress
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• All impressed and Half undressed
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Never
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• This will never happen
• I never thought it would be like this
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Rust Never Sleeps
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We were never really friends
• Answering a phone that never rings
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• I never get mail
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never say die
• I think that I shall never see
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Things that we will never use
• Never be the first to let go
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The one my father never met
• I never saw her again
• voice never dies
• What if it never happened?
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• He never returned
• Never look like you're staring
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• A broken heart never heals
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• Something never perfect
• September that never ended
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Never argue with a fool
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The Grass is Never Greener
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Born, never asked
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• How come we never dated?
• It's never him
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Never Is a Promise
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Never Say Never Again
• Evolution has never been observed
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• pub that never shuts
• I never
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Sore throat cure
• The Thread That Never Ends
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• Never Again
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• never use variable arguments in C++
• why i could never live in the city
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• two positives never make a negative
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• You can never get away from yourself
• Violence never solved anything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Kirby G6
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• The death of a man I had never known
• I have never
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Never Volunteer
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I hope you never run for public office
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I'll never be the other woman
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Now or Never
• I Never Knew You
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I am never alone
• A watched pot never boils
• I will never drink root beer again
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• if i never saw you again
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Things Never to say to your kids
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Never Join a CD Club
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You're never around when I need you
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never Forget the Ghosts
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• I've never
• We never danced
• Never quite at home in the world
• never show this dialog box again
• You can never go home again
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• I never called her momma
• I have never felt more alive
• Imports are never the best
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• never store currency in a float
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• never trust a minty brained man
• The train never did come that day
• Summer never answers when you call
• Accidents Never Happen
• executed but never exposed
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• We never asked to be babysitters

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