Findings:
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- She Speaks to Me
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- She loves me, she loves me not
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She found me on public transportation
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- The hardest breath she has
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- What golf has taught me
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- She has trouble acting normal
- She Fucks Me
- She just looks at me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
- What have you done for me lately?
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- She asked me to read her a poem
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- somebody has already done it
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- She approached me with some vague line
- She Loves Me
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- she, he, and me
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- She told me she wouldn't
- that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- She Gave Sweet Love To Me
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- She Blinded Me With Science
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- all she ever wanted
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- I won't ever understand me
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- She still has my Borges book
- feline allergies
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- What in the world has come over me
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- Experience has made me bitter
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- Ebonics began with pirates
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She misses me
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She told me to say that
- She loved me for my maths
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- That one makes me scream, she said
- She said she loved me
- the hottest it has ever been
- She only wants me for tech support
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- She kills me
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- She only wants me for sex
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Tell him, she told me
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- She doesn't need me anymore
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- She looks at me and she laughs
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She is still undoing me.
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- It's All Been Done Before
- Ways to Say you're done
- Spirit Whose Work Is Done
- It Couldn't Be Done
- Well begun is half done
- The Damage Done
- The Needle and the Damage Done
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- 14 lies and you're done
- Getting Things Done
- Upon the hills where day was done
- Awesome Games Done Quick
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- Lo fi Boriswave beats to relax/get Brexit done to
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- done with life (user)
- Done up like a kipper
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- happily ever after
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
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