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Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
She saved me from Hylas' fate
She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
My life has suddenly been decided for me
She Speaks to Me
Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
She loves me, she loves me not
I don't like her because she won't like me
She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
She found me on public transportation
She asked me to stop dreaming of death
The cruelest thing you've ever done
The hardest breath she has
She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
What golf has taught me
GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
She told me she remembers three things about me
She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
It was one of the worst things I have ever done
If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
She has trouble acting normal
She Fucks Me
She just looks at me
The stars were bright that night she left me forever
She said she loved me. The knife came down.
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
What have you done for me lately?
I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
She asked me to read her a poem
Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
no easy love could ever make me feel the same
This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
"Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
somebody has already done it
She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
She approached me with some vague line
She Loves Me
Two condoms, she makes me wear
She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
She told me I'd make a good Satan
I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
she, he, and me
The portion of her face she allows me to see
What did my spleen ever do for me?
Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
Much has been done, and much remains to be done
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
She told me she wouldn't
that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
She might not need me. But then again she might.
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
She Gave Sweet Love To Me
She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
What have the Spanish ever done for us
Has a cat ever killed anyone?
She Blinded Me With Science
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
God keep me from ever completing anything
all she ever wanted
The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
I won't ever understand me
I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
The Only Thing That Ever Has
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
She still has my Borges book
feline allergies
The Christmas Season has it in for me.
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
What in the world has come over me
A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
He has redefined me, again and again
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
My recent perfect date has given me hope
Experience has made me bitter
In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
She has given up on shoes completely.
Ebonics began with pirates
She pulled the "I love you" on me
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
She misses me
Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
She told me to say that
She loved me for my maths
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
That one makes me scream, she said
She said she loved me
the hottest it has ever been
She only wants me for tech support
There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
She kills me
You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
She only wants me for sex
i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
Tell him, she told me
She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
She doesn't need me anymore
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
She wakes me up by tickling my feet
She tells me she drives a truck.
She looks at me and she laughs
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
She is still undoing me.
she seems bored with me after all this time
She cleaned up for me at least.
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
I'm so sorry my brain works that way
It's better to regret something you HAVE done
I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
It's All Been Done Before
Ways to Say you're done
Spirit Whose Work Is Done
It Couldn't Be Done
Well begun is half done
The Damage Done
The Needle and the Damage Done
Have we done enough to be saved?
14 lies and you're done
Getting Things Done
Upon the hills where day was done
Awesome Games Done Quick
You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
Lo fi Boriswave beats to relax/get Brexit done to
when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
done with life (user)
Done up like a kipper
He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
happily ever after
They all lived happily ever after
ever

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