Findings:

• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• Live Era '87-'93
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The Price They Pay
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• They killed our Lord
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Ground rush
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Or were they chords of sun?
• They don't touch me the same way
• They Were Eleven
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• They Might Be Giants
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• They danced with fire claws
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• They don't understand my tea
• Prilosec
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They Know Me
• They want me for a focus group!
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They think I'm a god
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• The Things They Carried
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• they
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• But what are they really thinking?
• They Flee From Me
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Things they should teach in school
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• The Harder They Come
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• if you write your own ticket we'll pay for it
• Chipirones en su tinta
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• They hum like angels
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Things you give people that they keep
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• that lump they call your brain
• They had been expecting me
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• People want what they cannot have
• They just kind of went away
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• How They Came to Bunbury
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Rape committed by women
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• You stole what they would have given you
• How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• Kids that age think they know it all
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• And They Believed Me!
• cat haters
• They all lived happily ever after
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• play dumb
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Of course, they were wrong
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• They Live
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• I was into them after they were hip
• They always jump off the east side
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• They moved like a river
• First They Came
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They mass produce plastic women
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The owls are not what they seem
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I know they are watching me
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Automobile tire pressure
• They don't know what they're missing
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They must have faces
• Now you do what they told ya
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They said no
• They're drugs, they change you
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• They asked me to write a letter

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