Findings:
- I'm fine no really
- I'm no good at enigmas
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm No Fool
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Depression is a good thing
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm no Socrates
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm Really Into Techno
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- Im No Writer (user)
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm no Whitman...
- It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm No Angel
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- I know more when I'm alone
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
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