Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- tonari no shibafu wa aoi
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- for a moment the whole world was beautiful
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- I'm no good at enigmas
- I'm No Fool
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
- Im No Writer (user)
- A double-edged sword has no point
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- The Point Of No Return
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Wondered what the point of all of that was
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm no Socrates
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm fine no really
- No shit, there I was
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- There's no point unless you make one
- Point of No Return
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
- There was a land where lived no violets
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- There Was No Leak
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- Point of no Reply
- I'm No Angel
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I'm no Whitman...
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Point No Point
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Distinction
- The a/an distinction
- the use-mention distinction
- analytic/synthetic distinction
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- use mention distinction
- Friends of Distinction
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- People, on the whole, frighten and confuse me
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Women want me when I'm taken
- the words I'm after
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm falling in love with you
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm alone in Geneva!
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