Findings:
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Dry bones can harm no one
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I hold you where no one else can go
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- He taught me how to smoke
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How to tell she's good looking
- He can
- How much more can we bear?
- How can you still breathe?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- Know How, Can Do
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- No one can be in two places at once
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- He said, expecting the answer no
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He ain't no movie star
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- That's Just How He Was
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- September has such a feeling
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- You Can Count on Me
- How you can become infected with HIV
- I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
- You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- There are no sleep in can
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- The words no one can find
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- Eating raw foods can change your eye color
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- No evil can happen
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The Japan That Can Say No
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How high can you stack whippets?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- How can Poets Survive
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I can no longer tell you
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- Can many fictions be woven into fact?
- Your boss can fire you for no reason
- No Colour Called Love
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How to count sheep
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- How can I see far?
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- no power in the verse can stop me
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
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