Findings:

• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• No threat should be taken lightly
• why you should never be a referee
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Why you should not be mean
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• How Should A Person Be?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Could man be drunk for ever
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This node should be filled with renga!
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Should I be happy?
• I should be able to remember your face
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• It should not be this complicated
• Why should we be moral?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• There will be no more stories to read
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• What is and what should never be
• Laundry should be free
• Children should be seen and not heard
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Chalant should be a word!
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• No one can be in two places at once
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• You will never be a real woman
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Farmers' Market
• I'll never be the other woman
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• stupidity should be painful
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Automobile tire pressure
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Should high school be mandatory?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Names that should never be given to important files
• AI should be our top priority.
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Food should not be luminous
• Should I be sorry?
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• All I ever wanted to be
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You Should Be Sober
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• My life may no longer be my own
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• titles should be approached laterally
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• No one can be totally logical
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Funerals should be a celebration

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