Findings:

• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Look siad me Be like me
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Eat Me
• you make me think of death
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Creeps Like Me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Dead Like Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I'll become what you became to me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Walk Like Me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• treat me like your sex doll
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Women only like me for my mind
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I like you; do you like me?
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Never Let Me Go
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• They are telling me it is time to go
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• My Company Likes Me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• You're like a brother to me
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• He brings me books like flowers
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Loves me like a bottle
• Republican Like Me
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Bleed Like Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• unfinished (like me)
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Do you like me?
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Eat me beat me lady
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• It kills me to watch them go
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• will you take me with you when you go?
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The stranger who hates me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• He Hate Me
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Broken like me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• You like me, you really like me!
• A Doll Like Me
• want me like time
• treat me like a woman
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• let me hate for you
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Black Like Me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• like you love me

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