Findings:
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- An American in Tours
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- how did i know this?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to herd people in public
- How we know what we know
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- How I know I love you
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How do you know it's real?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How do I know if I love you?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
- What you really need to know about Everything
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- she does not know how much I need this
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- You, standing
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Know How, Can Do
- How the heart really works
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to Know God
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- I don't know how to smile
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- 206
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How M&M's are really made
- How do you know that name?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- I know how many there are.
- How to know if something is worth doing
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
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