node surprise

Node surprise

Ingredients

• 1 topic (dry)
• 15 links (make sure they're fairly soft)
• 2 noders
• Original content (optional)

Instructions

1. Select topic carefully. Try to pick a topic you don't care for too much (it might spoil).
2. Dry topic out thoroughly (an expert friend helps!) and dessicate.
3. Annoy noders and set aside (you'll need them later).
4. Create a node.
5. Pour dessicated node into writeup.
6. Remove nodeshell.
7. Carefully attach links. A few will break anyway.
8. Insert content if using (or just steal some).
9. Use noders to sprinkle downvotes as a topping.

Bon Appetit!