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• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• What can be better than that?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• you have to be close to catch it
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Be all that you can be
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• we can all just be around other people
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Exes can be good things
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Why procrastination can be productive
• you have to be kidding
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• We can be heroes
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Children can be cruel
• Short can be good! (document)
• painting stars that have come to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Any song can be a love song
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• murder can be fun
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Can we still be friends?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• University students can be really stupid
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• There can be only one
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• This poem can be put off no longer
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Valour can be brown
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• It can be cold in the dark
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• We Can Be Together
• TV can be a good thing
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• A dying playground can be Eden
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• No one can be in two places at once
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No one can be totally logical
• painting stars that have not come to be
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• What a kiss can be
• How can idealism be a bad thing?

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