Findings:
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- the hottest it has ever been
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- How to find something which has been lost
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- This isn't funny at all
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- Been feeling red all week
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- I've been smoking ever since
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- I had been hungry all the years
- all she ever wanted
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- My dog has been stolen
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- Oceania has never been at war
- Proximity Martini
- Your computer has been cracked
- A book has always been my best friend
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- It has not been a wonderful day
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- All I ever wanted to be
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- All you ever dream
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
- All you ever did was let it happen
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- And All That Could Have Been
- Evolution has never been observed
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- The ceiling of innovation has been reached
- Attention has been paid
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- This has not been an easy year.
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
- An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- Has Been
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Your IP address has been logged.
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- my experience with wishes has not been very positive
- The weight has been lifted
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- The sound of children screaming has been removed
- sex has always been a marketing strategy
- Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Ebonics began with pirates
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
- I have spent all night paging you
- You've lost all your dreams
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
- All Over but the Shoutin'
- all smiles and mariachi
- All statistics are lies
- All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
- the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- all those days are gone
- That's All Folks
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Cover all the bases
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- left with neither convenience nor liberty
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
- One letter can make all the difference
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
- Jesus is all I need
- To the Jews of All Countries
- why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
- All Thing
- All the fairies have gone
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
- All of Me
- don't spend it all in one place
- All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- All roads lead to Rome
- All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
- Green Grass Grows All Around
- All Hail Brother Seamen
- Spring doesn't care about you at all
- The Burdens Of All
- All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
- Why are all senses but vision abstract?
- We Are All Prostitutes
- Loving U Thru It All
- fah-q all (user)
- make all
- All's Fair in Love and War
- Fuck them all but the six
- All About Nothing
- All Things Must Pass
- All the burdens so brown and heavy
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