Findings:
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How would a frightened lizard feel?
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How it would happen
- How would I transmit to you
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How would you characterize your anger?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How would you understand?
- describe your hangover
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- Terms used to describe breathing
- What is the purpose of metaphor if not to describe women?
- It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
- Philoctetes describes early 21st-century America
- Kind of Hard to Describe
- It's Sort of Hard to Describe
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- You mean the me that you would be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to dispose of a corpse
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How's it hanging?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How much pain did you cause?
- Blood stains (How to create)
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to be invisible
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How NOT to write software
- How do men touch you?
- how to dry roses
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
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