Findings:

• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• NHL rule changes - 2005
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• If they would only choose to hear it
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• But what are they really thinking?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Not really by the rules, but...
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• but these are only ripples
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• they carry but they do not understand
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The only constant is change
• They only come out at night
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• this is the only rule
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• They're drugs, they change you
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• The Department of They
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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