Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• stop being so English
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Sexist jokes
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The mindset of being alone but not lonely
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• But what are they really thinking?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Being a dickhead
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• stop adoring from so far away
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• and but so
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• We need to stop this
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• The entire point of being an adult
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• World of Being
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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