Findings:

• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• read to me
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• How fast can blind people read?
• Can I watch you read?
• Can You Read My Mind
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• dictated but not read
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Read Me (collaboration)
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Can You Fill Me In?
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Nothing can stop me now
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Nobody for me but you
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• but with words we can create anything
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Can You Take Me Back
• Can you show me?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Can you hear me flailing
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• But can a robot love.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You Can Count on Me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Though you can tell me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Catch Me If You Can
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• can you get enough of me?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I can feel you forgetting me
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can see right through me
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can, but you may not
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• But can you still cry like a child?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?

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