Findings:

• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Running toward the edge
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Starving in the greenhouse
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• To be noble in an average life
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• This life is a placement test for the next
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• My life may no longer be my own
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• real life test
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• But life is subjective.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The next life will be better
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Life without music would be a mistake
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Hot pursuit
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• What life after death will really be like
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• it'll be on the test
• but you wanna be bad
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Skim this life but never live
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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