Findings:
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
- Home surgery
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
- Belief is nothing more than looking
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
- The impending nickname shortage
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
- wanting is more satisfying than having
- a crust of bread is better than nothing
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- Nothing more than not you yet.
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- A modem is better than nothing
- Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
- Worse Than Failure
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- you can't feel nothing small
- My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
- There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- At least things can't get any worse
- all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
- your itinerary for nothing less than the future
- Why is there something rather than nothing?
- There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
- worse than useless
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
- Can't Hardly Wait
- It can't rain all the time
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- you can't have it both ways
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- The worse, the better
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
- Dreams where you can't move
- You can't make someone love you
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- I can't get comfortable here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- You Can't See It
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Take It with You
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- It Can't Happen Here
- Why you can't bit copy a CD
- Why Johnny Can't Write
- Brian Cant
- My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
- Bess Can't Go Here
- canted shot
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- You can't inherit respect
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Spy satellites can't read your license plate
- Can't Come Down
- The Cant
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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