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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• What Playboy taught me just now
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Make me one with everything
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• People just expect things from me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Just Me (user)
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• it's still just me in here
• Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Your tears make me smile
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• That one makes me scream, she said
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Make me one of you
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• math makes me smile
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• graveyards make me wet
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Things that make me feel feminine
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• just now
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• you make me think of death
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• it's just me (user)
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• Growing older makes me depressed
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• make me hurt you
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Make me care
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• The music that makes me think of New York
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• an empty vessel makes much noise
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Make Me Mommy
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just call me fluffy
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Just before you make that next move...
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• She just looks at me
• It's all just noise
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• just like mom used to make
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• just hold me, and let me weep
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• What makes me beautiful
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Noises animals make in different languages
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Death makes me tired
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• simple answers make me insane
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Not just a happy ending
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy

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