Findings:

• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Who were you, before?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• And Then There Were None
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Offend
• offend me
• Lincoln's response to an offended Democrat, October 31, 1840
• If it chance your eye offend you
• Offend Maggie
• Contains no material likely to offend or harm
• Being offended is for the weak
• I don't want to offend
• If Thy Eye Offend Thee
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• remember who you were before you came here
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• None Networks
• Sixpence None the Richer
• None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• Nones (user)
• None of Those (user)
• None shall escape a clubbing
• implicit none
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• Removing stickers
• Bar none
• none (user)
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• No worst, there is none
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• none NONE (user)
• seeking solace; finding none
• None of the above
• And None of it True (category)
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• "None of the above" (e2poll)
• There is none like unto Him
• looking for a shadowman where none is there
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• none (feedback_policy)
• Bike messenger, none the richer
• A conversation where none was invited
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• None of It Touches Her
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• When none tend the fire
• Let's pretend we're married
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're in this Together
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We were never really friends
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Were
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If my life were an arcade game
• You Were on My Mind
• Of course, they were wrong
• RFC 602
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Behave as if there were a God
• We were supposed to fall
• When We Were Kings
• "We're With Ditka"
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're trying to have a baby
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• We're shifting the paradigm
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'd elope if I were you
• when we were children
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• If All the World Were Paper
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I was into them after they were hip
• why we were chosen
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• If the real world were like the internet
• when you were words
• We're the Replacements
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You were my plans tonight
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If I were
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The place where you were undone
• We're, Where, Were
• the words were enough
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• this is it, we're going to die
• If the Current Were to Call
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• As if either one of us were happy
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If This Were a Movie
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• We're all guinea pigs
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When were the gospels written?
• In the long run, we're all dead
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• It hurt when we were pruned
• I wish I were close
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction

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