Findings:

• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Something I Can Never Have
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• This is why we can't have nice things
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You can't have everything
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Can I have a light?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• because I have given up any care
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• you can't have it both ways
• You Can't Have Mary
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• if I can't have silence
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• have
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Justice and piety have vanished
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• I can't find the any key
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I have no faith in your God
• At least things can't get any worse
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• She's Gotta Have It
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have you found Jesus?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Have a nice day
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• What have you
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You have a big finger
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• can till can't
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Any house can become a prison
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• We Have Explosive
• Know your pets
• Have Blue (user)
• Have you tried rebooting?

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