Findings:

• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm doing OK
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so sorry
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so tough
• I'm OK, You're OK
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic

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