Findings:

• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• all living things must above all else have hope
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have no output and I must scream
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• They must have faces
• It must have fixed itself!
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I must have called a thousand times
• Ghosts must have done it!
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• One Must Fall: 2097
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I have one whole anus
• Words that only have one context
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• It must have rained or something
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I could have been one of a two
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I must have waited all my life for this
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I must have three heads
• Have One On Me
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• I have no money and I must pay
• Articles every Everything must have
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Godzilla Minus One
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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