Findings:

• How interactive fiction works
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Rejected science fiction settings, part one
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• How interactive fiction works (part 4)
• He who dies with the most toys wins
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• How interactive fiction works (part 2)
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• one learns the most when losing
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Don't you ever go to work?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Defining science fiction
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• How interactive fiction works (part 5)
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The greatest paper ever written
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• the best damned story ever written
• My most disturbing dream ever
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• How interactive fiction works (part 3)
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Works of Fiction (category)
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• the one single thing I regret losing the most
• One learns the most when teaching others
• The Wild Colonials
• Rejected science fiction ideas, part one
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Give one the works
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• The most engine failures in one flight
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• Don't work at a golf course
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• Longest science fiction story ever
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The worst children's book ever
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Ever felt that?
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• I've been smoking ever since
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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