Findings:
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Cans of shit
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- Dry bones can harm no one
- The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- The words no one can find
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just One Of Those Days
- I was one of those girls
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- one out of three
- The Library Book
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I can do shit with my legs
- old books can tell more than one story
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- One letter can make all the difference
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- One of those days
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- No one gets out of this life alive
- sticking out one's tongue
- windows where I can look out
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- There can be only one
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- No one can be totally logical
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- One man can make a difference
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Piero Manzoni
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Ski piss
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- No one can be in two places at once
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- I hold you where no one else can go
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- it's just one of those nights..
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Pour one out for your dead homies
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- take the wind out of one's sails
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- two for one margarita specials
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
- I'm in one of those moods again
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- I can make a bong out of anything
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- can of corn
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
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