Findings:

• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• You're Only Old Once!
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• When the Year Grows Old
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• food fight
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• When I was ten years old
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• If only I could get into her head
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• 16 year old
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• I am eighteen years old
• One year old
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• 15 years old
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Opportunity: Only Three Hundred Twenty Six Light Years Away
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• the only comfort we could ever have
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• why i could never live in the city
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• Could I Have Been?
• How one man could control the Senate
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Could I bookmark you?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• If these walls could talk
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven

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