Findings:
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- it would be hilarious if only
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- How the Moon Came to Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- how to be a friend
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- eternity would be boring
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I never thought it would be like this
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Running toward the edge
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- That would be me
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How To Be Funny
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- How to be a badass
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- How to be a good customer
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- There can be only one
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to be a troll
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Goops and How to be Them
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Just to see what it would be like
- That I Would Be Good
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- How to be a terrible customer
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be a street musician
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- How to Be Alone
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- The best kind of bartender
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be invisible
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- How to be a fuck-up
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- How to be an improv musician
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be an asshole
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Mind without body
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- How to be anonymous
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- How the Sun Came to Be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- A whimper would be fine
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Be cool in college
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- How To Be Good
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a lardass
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to be a geek
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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