Findings:

• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• the only person in the room
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• it would be hilarious if only
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• I don't need to be loved by you
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• There can be only one
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• How Should A Person Be?
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• only the named can be destroyed
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• To be an open-minded person is not a characteristic. It's a skill. It requires effort, and practice.
• Eating only rice to get by
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• only then will we be safe from each other
• How to be a Better Person
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• In which I attempt more puns
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Justice of the Peace (Qualified)
• To God Be the Glory
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• How to be anonymous
• Never be without remembrance of Him

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