Findings:

• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Two heads are better than one
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• I could have been one of a two
• I have root on your head
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Rebeca Martinez
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why we have two ears
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Two heads theory
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• The challenge of writing a meaningful free-form poem using only two letter words
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• two headed boy (user)
• Two virgins about to have sex
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Let them have Festivas
• Words that only have one context
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Only Angels Have Wings
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I must have three heads
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• If only I could get into her head
• that distance between two heads
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• The Thing With Two Heads
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Two
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• there are two colors in my head
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• progression by two
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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