Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• More hips!
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Put up or shut up
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• How did I end up here?
• Jump Up
• Jump Up! Records
• What up, Dog?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Jump Up and Slap Yo' Mama Gazpacho
• It's Me or the Dog
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Teaching your dog not to jump on people
• What the Hell Did I Just Read
• We did not make this up
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Johnny Jump Up
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• 'just woke up' voice
• Shut up and jump
• Be a model or just look like one
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• bar stool
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Her hair, tangled
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• A lonely city. A bar stool. Ted.
• bar
• Mars Bar party
• biker bar
• chocolate bar
• bar hopping
• spacebar
• Salad Bar
• cereal bar
• cookie bar
• power bar
• The Bar
• Kitchenware & Candy Bars
• snack bar
• Bend a bar over
• dive bar
• Monkey bars
• Bar Fighting 101
• whammy bar
• Drive thru daiquiri bar
• Sushi Bar
• Twelve bar blues
• Bar St. Louis
• In A bar, Under The Sea
• Dynamite Bar
• Barr
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Salad Bar christian
• wet bar
• The Most Expensively-Catered Bar Mitzvah Spread Wins
• barr (user)
• snooze bar
• Celtic culture is based on bar bets
• Wine Bar
• stabilizer bar
• sway bar
• stabilizer bar bushing
• The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour
• Ace Bar
• after-hours bar
• Drop Off Bar
• Simon Bar Sinister
• open bar
• hostess bar
• Free drinks at the topless bar
• Luna bar
• Dime Bar Cake
• Barr body
• BAR (user)
• Stupid bar tricks
• Battered Mars Bar
• Religion is not a salad bar
• The Salad Bar Paradox
• Overheard in a bar
• Balance bar
• Clark Bar
• bar mitzvah
• Wonka Bar
• Ibiza Bar
• Clif Bar
• Gilberts Bar House of Refuge
• The Red Clam Bar
• 7 Bars of Rest
• 12 Bar Club
• London good delivery bar
• Candy Bar Continuum
• crush bar
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Bar none
• 12 Bars
• Protein Bar
• sixteen bar blues
• Dano's Pizza Restaurant & Bar
• Backroom Vodka Bar
• Boomerang Billy's Beach Bar
• door bars
• 12 Bar Blues
• Multiplying using bar notation
• New Asia Bar & Grill
• Nanaimo Bar
• Mikkeli, Finland: A bar guide

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