Findings:
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to "Have People"
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Long Haired Preachers
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- The Geeks have Inherited the World.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- How the Mind Works
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- How to have an epileptic fit
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- How clear she shines
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- How we could still have a President Trump
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I Have Never Known a World
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Animals people have sex with
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to clear pop culture vultures off of Gnutella
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Type A blood
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Sex in a small car
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You, standing
- Sex with a chicken
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- How to have lesbian sex
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- it's God's work to have us fail
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- we have a lot of work to do
- You have the whole world in your hands
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Using a command line
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- How can an atheist have morals?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have an out of body experience
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Know your pets
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- How long have you known?
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How the mighty have fallen
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- Madmen have a world all their own
- How we have grown apart
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- People want what they cannot have
- People have fucked up before
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Dead people I have known
- You have your work cut out for you
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- How long have you been in love with her?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- worse things have happened to better people
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
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