Findings:

• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please Don't Bury Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Someone please kill me
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please Kill Me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• we are all just books reading each other
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• tell me all your reasons
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• all your faults in me
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• emotions others don't get to see
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• we can all just be around other people
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Don't call me white
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't call me Asian
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• All around me
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• The node linked to all others (node_forward)
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• All For Me Grog
• I don't remember all that much
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please don't feed the troll
• Don't call me Debbie
• show me what the world is all about
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't wait up for me
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't send me roses
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't Pass Me By
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Sorry for all the blood
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• You will not remember me at all
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Don't stand so close to me
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• all your monsters come to me
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't Give Me Names
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• customers don't trust me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't tread on me
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• All the empty things disguised as me
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind

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