Findings:
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- People don't flail when they die
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- They all lived happily ever after
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Things people don't want to hear
- stop being so English
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- People who don't read
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Rape committed by women
- Don't Stop
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- Don't pull the stop button!
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- They don't understand my tea
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The bored who complain
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- cat haters
- When you kill people they die
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- People with programming languages named after them
- Being a dickhead
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- I was into them after they were hip
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- Don't encourage people to read
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- They Don't Want Me
- They don't touch me the same way
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- play dumb
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- People want what they cannot have
- Ground rush
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Things you give people that they keep
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- The dream people were being assholes.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- I don't believe in people
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Capitalize, please
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- They don't know what they're missing
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- They don't know what I've done
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- people who don't exist
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Life After People
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Countries named after people
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- don't throw good money after bad
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