Findings:

• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• kill me (user)
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• People listen to me? WTF
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Get it off me!
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Someone please kill me
• Get back to me
• She kills me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• You people disgust me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• Why old people piss me off
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• get off me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• stir me out of my dream
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• That which does not kill me...
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• kill me now (user)
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• People confuse me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• (Come get me).
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• People without spines annoy me.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Please Kill Me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Gravity really gets me down
• kill him dead; don't call me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• It kills me to watch them go
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• People just expect things from me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• These people are still happening to me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• can you get enough of me?
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• all of these people are me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• You were always so good to me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• How Prom nearly killed me
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people

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