Findings:

• People who carp about their jobs
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Capitalize, please
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Know your pets
• Dead links in writeups
• Flaunting your sexuality
• play dumb
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• people who don't exist
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The bored who complain
• People who love FTP
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Rednecks hating Canada
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Two people who are not touching
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Why people who jog live longer
• People who don't smoke will never die
• people who wear camo
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Things people put up their butts
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• The rules of pool are not selective
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• People who use Windows
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Using a command line
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Type A blood
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• People who died laughing
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• The other people who hate war
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• People who are not anarchists
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• People who don't read
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Judging women by their books
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Do-It-Yourself Coffins for Pets and People
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Taking things at surface value
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• cat haters
• beat
• Beat Generation
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• Beat Happening
• Beat the Clock
• Dead beat
• Beat juggling
• beat em up
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• breakbeat science
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Beat Matching
• beat layering
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Beat Crazy
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I listen to the beat of your music
• The Beat of the Music
• Beat It
• Manhattan Is My Beat
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• Beat the Geeks
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Beats International
• beat poet
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Wicked Beat Sound System
• Hard To Beat
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• archy beats a rap
• lonely beat (user)
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• bad beat
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• repetitive beats
• Big Beat Boutique
• blast beat
• We beat a friar's liar
• beat boxing
• Noder Beat
• Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
• And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
• Beat Poetry
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

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